LET'S GET UNICORN WASTED!

Oct 06
purplehowl6542:

littlecons:

Jcpenny knows how to dress up mannequins


The living plastic stole Elevens style

purplehowl6542:

littlecons:

Jcpenny knows how to dress up mannequins

The living plastic stole Elevens style

Oct 06
pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

Oct 06

officialmcdonaldsblog:

why did they cancel this show

Oct 06

livelong-and-dftba:

capleesi:

SHOTS FIRED

Well we all remember what happened the last time someone challenged him.

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Oct 06
phaliosaur:

uuhhhh tooo slow !!! 

phaliosaur:

uuhhhh tooo slow !!! 

Oct 06
sierrra-boggess:

houseofhanover:

funnyorwtf:

Saw this on a door at work.

# the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?

That fucking tag omg
Oct 06

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

headless-hat:

jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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Oct 06
Oct 06
serinade:

basically

serinade:

basically

Oct 06

frxshvixws:

cloudmonstachopper:

oh

THIS FUCKED ME UP..

Oct 06

jensenacklesruinedmylife:

mynameisdug:

the-llamas-pajamas:

anabundanceofcarla:

Holy shit, why are there not more promos like this?

This is amazing!

This is to every single person in my life at this point… Because some people think I am faking or truly think it is an act. 

Bless.

Oct 06

mallitovcocktail:

huynhtuananh:

NotWallpaper featuring Patterned Paint Rollers. Our patterned paint rollers help you create a beautiful stencil like design on walls, wood, furniture, fabric, paper, clay and more!

OMG, i’d fuck it up so badly.

Oct 06

skeletyson:

This raises so many questions about the state and advancement of neurology as a science in Middle-Earth.

Oct 06

luanlegacy:

oh she wasn’t joking…

Oct 06
2460onetruepairing:

a-fat-taco-man:

I came in like a wrecking baaaaallllll

I just read that with Kermit’s voice.

2460onetruepairing:

a-fat-taco-man:

I came in like a wrecking baaaaallllll

I just read that with Kermit’s voice.